Never lie to your Momma!!

Mrs. Ravioli comes to visit her son, Anthony, for dinner. He lives with a female roommate, Maria. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Anthony's roommate is. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Anthony and his roommate than met the eye.

Reading his mom's thoughts, Anthony volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Maria and I are just roommates.''

About a week later, Maria came to Anthony saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"

"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure.." So he sat down and wrote an email:

Dear Mama,

I'm not saying that you "did" take the sugar bowl from my house ; I'm not saying that you "did not" take it. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.

Love, Anthony

Several days later, Anthony received a response email from his Mama which read:

Dear Anthony,

I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Maria, and I'm not saying that you "do not" sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now.

Love, Mama

Moral: Never lie to your Mama .

Taxi Services in and around Benijofar/Quesada

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> We have recently purchased a property in Atalaya Park, Benijofar. Can anyone recommend a good local Taxi Service, as we have not located one so far.
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> Thanks

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Hi all,

The Black Bull

FAMOUS SUNDAY CARVERY only 6.95 per person 2.95 for children. Leave the car at home we will collect you with our courtesy bus then drop you home after a fantastic day.. not to be missed book your FREE transport 966 842 070

http://www.blackbullsanmiguel.com 966842070

Please visit out facebook page for daily updates on entertainment, meal deals & up and coming events.

http://www.facebook.com/The.Black.Bull.Steakhouse

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We offer accommodation at our motel for prices as little as 35 Euros per/night

There are various theme nights all throughout the week there is something for everyone.

We also provide a nice outside cosy smoking area.

Please call 966 842 070 or 685 137 299 for all bookings.

Rgds

FAMOUS SUNDAY CARVERY @The Black Bull book our courtesy

Hi all,

The Black Bull

FAMOUS SUNDAY CARVERY only 6.95 per person 2.95 for children. Leave the car at home we will collect you with our courtesy bus then drop you home after a fantastic day.. not to be missed book your FREE transport 966 842 070

http://www.blackbullsanmiguel.com 966842070

Please visit out facebook page for daily updates on entertainment, meal deals & up and coming events.

http://www.facebook.com/The.Black.Bull.Steakhouse

http://www.blackbullsanmiguel.com

We offer accommodation at our motel for prices as little as 35 Euros per/night

There are various theme nights all throughout the week there is something for everyone.

We also provide a nice outside cosy smoking area.

Please call 966 842 070 or 685 137 299 for all bookings.

Rgds

FAMOUS SUNDAY CARVERY @The Black Bull book our courtesy

Hi all,

The Black Bull

FAMOUS SUNDAY CARVERY only 6.95 per person 2.95 for children. Leave the car at home we will collect you with our courtesy bus then drop you home after a fantastic day.. not to be missed book your FREE transport 966 842 070

http://www.blackbullsanmiguel.com 966842070

Please visit out facebook page for daily updates on entertainment, meal deals & up and coming events.

http://www.facebook.com/The.Black.Bull.Steakhouse

http://www.blackbullsanmiguel.com

We offer accommodation at our motel for prices as little as 35 Euros per/night

There are various theme nights all throughout the week there is something for everyone.

We also provide a nice outside cosy smoking area.

Please call 966 842 070 or 685 137 299 for all bookings.

Rgds

FAMOUS SUNDAY CARVERY @The Black Bull book our courtesy

Hi all,

The Black Bull

FAMOUS SUNDAY CARVERY only 6.95 per person 2.95 for children. Leave the car at home we will collect you with our courtesy bus then drop you home after a fantastic day.. not to be missed book your FREE transport 966 842 070

http://www.blackbullsanmiguel.com 966842070

Please visit out facebook page for daily updates on entertainment, meal deals & up and coming events.

http://www.facebook.com/The.Black.Bull.Steakhouse

http://www.blackbullsanmiguel.com

We offer accommodation at our motel for prices as little as 35 Euros per/night

There are various theme nights all throughout the week there is something for everyone.

We also provide a nice outside cosy smoking area.

Please call 966 842 070 or 685 137 299 for all bookings.

Rgds

FAMOUS SUNDAY CARVERY @The Black Bull book our courtesy

Hi all,

The Black Bull

FAMOUS SUNDAY CARVERY only 6.95 per person 2.95 for children. Leave the car at home we will collect you with our courtesy bus then drop you home after a fantastic day.. not to be missed book your FREE transport 966 842 070

http://www.blackbullsanmiguel.com 966842070

Please visit out facebook page for daily updates on entertainment, meal deals & up and coming events.

http://www.facebook.com/The.Black.Bull.Steakhouse

http://www.blackbullsanmiguel.com

We offer accommodation at our motel for prices as little as 35 Euros per/night

There are various theme nights all throughout the week there is something for everyone.

We also provide a nice outside cosy smoking area.

Please call 966 842 070 or 685 137 299 for all bookings.

Rgds

FAMOUS SUNDAY CARVERY @The Black Bull book our courtesy

Hi all,

The Black Bull

FAMOUS SUNDAY CARVERY only 6.95 per person 2.95 for children. Leave the car at home we will collect you with our courtesy bus then drop you home after a fantastic day.. not to be missed book your FREE transport 966 842 070

http://www.blackbullsanmiguel.com 966842070

Please visit out facebook page for daily updates on entertainment, meal deals & up and coming events.

http://www.facebook.com/The.Black.Bull.Steakhouse

http://www.blackbullsanmiguel.com

We offer accommodation at our motel for prices as little as 35 Euros per/night

There are various theme nights all throughout the week there is something for everyone.

We also provide a nice outside cosy smoking area.

Please call 966 842 070 or 685 137 299 for all bookings.

Rgds

FAMOUS SUNDAY CARVERY @The Black Bull book our courtesy

Hi all,

The Black Bull

FAMOUS SUNDAY CARVERY only 6.95 per person 2.95 for children. Leave the car at home we will collect you with our courtesy bus then drop you home after a fantastic day.. not to be missed book your FREE transport 966 842 070

http://www.blackbullsanmiguel.com 966842070

Please visit out facebook page for daily updates on entertainment, meal deals & up and coming events.

http://www.facebook.com/The.Black.Bull.Steakhouse

http://www.blackbullsanmiguel.com

We offer accommodation at our motel for prices as little as 35 Euros per/night

There are various theme nights all throughout the week there is something for everyone.

We also provide a nice outside cosy smoking area.

Please call 966 842 070 or 685 137 299 for all bookings.

Rgds

WIMBLEDON KICKS OFF TOMORROW

With the weather not at its best in England and there being long spells of rain during the last week it threatens to seriously affect play at Wimbledon.

I hope they do get the chance to have some play as I think this year is going to be great.

I love tennis myself and I actually had a few games the other day in the searing heat, really enjoyed it but it was too hot.

It would be nice to hear from any other forum members who enjoy tennis and add their views and experiences of playing tennis here in Spain.